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　　Ametaphor，Sudongpo，oneoftheeightpeopleoftangandsongdynasty，becauseofthehobbybuddhist，soastobecomefriendswithmasterfoYin。Oneday，sudongpotojinshantemplevisitfoYin。AndmeditationwithfoYinJacksonmeditating，sudongpofeltpatencyofbodyandmindistalkedto。Conversation，askfoYindongpo：Sueadult，howabouttheoryofzenwithsomeday，yousaidinyoureyes，lookatmelikewhat？Sudongposaidinajokingtone：Itseemstomethatyouareapileofdogpoop。Foyinsmiledasmile，nottospeak。Dongpoaskedfoyin：That，inyouropinion，whatIlike？IlookatyoulikeastatueofBuddha。Themonkansweredlightly。Dongpothoughthastheupperhandintheheart，wonthefoYinJackson。Athome，heputitwhenthejoketellsister。Xiaomeisutalentsuperman，talented，aftershelistenedtotheaccountofsudongposelfsatisfiedsmilekeepnotwaist，shesaidtodongpo：Brother，Iamlaughingatyou！WasteyoualsotalktofoYineverydaybythetheoryofzen，youdidntlistentothemonkisinscoldyou？Sudongpoasked：Whyso？Xiaomeisusaid。Buddhasays：aBuddhainyourhearttoseewhoisliketheBuddha。BigmonksaidlookatyoulikeastatueofBuddha，somebodyelsesheartwiththeBuddha。Whileyouseesomebodyelselikeapileofdogshit，thatyourheartisfilledwith，isalsoapileofdogshit！Sudongporemained，andyoullknowyourzenworklessthanfoYinJackson。Zenisnotknowledge，isunderstanding；Zen，notaglib，isLingHui。Dontassumethatthezenmastermuchmoresharp，sometimessilencesilent，notthroughthelanguage，thesamehaveadeafeningsound。Second，theeighttothewindSudongpoinmeloncontinent，andonlyhadfoYininthejinshantemple。Oneday，sudongpothoughthismeditationenlightenment，isfreefromvulgarity，notforthesecular，reputation，full，hunger，andcry，bitter，musicandsooneightkindsofwind，sotomaketheirownconnectaket：zhongtiankotowday，nanolightfills；eightwind，sittingpurplelotus。AndmakethewaitergavefoYinowngathasonJackson。Jacksonlookafter，onapaintonapieceofpapertowritetwobigword：bullshit！Andthewaiterbroughtback。Dongpo，afterwatchingthefartfireemitthreezhangs，immediatelytakeaboatthere。FoYinexpectsudongpowouldcome，soalreadyinriverawaitsrespectfully，sudongpoblamedaway：master，whydoyouinsultmypoetry？FoYincasuallyreplied：no？Icalledyou？Sudongpofart2words，scoldaway：whatisit？Doyoustilldaretojustify。FoYinhahalaugh，oh，youarenoteightwinddoesnotmove，howtobeafarttoplayrivercrossinghere？Third，dongporesinflowOneevening，dongpowithfriendsfoYinmonkwhitewaterraftingriver。Asoflateautumn，goldwindrustling，sippingwaterwave，greatriveronbothsides，withabeautifulview。Drinking，foYinXiangDongPocable。Sushitotheshorelooked，afingerwiththehand，smileandsay。FoYin，Isawtheshorehavearhubarbthedogiswolfingdowneatingabone。FoYinknowsushiwasajoke，hahaasmile，thetopicofsushispoemfaninhishandintothewater。Twopeopletacitly，laughingloudandclaponeshands。Theyaremadeapundumb。Dongpopartis：Dogsoverriverbone（dogsoverthemonkbone）FoYinofbottomalliedbe：Dongpopoemdongporesin（water）flowFour，dongpoeatgrassOneday，MrSudongpotofindfriendsfoYinchess，hasjustenteredthetemple，MrDongposhouted1：Thebalddonkey？OnlyheardfoYinmonkanswered：Dongpoeatgrass。Besideoneleng，butbothofthemburstoutlaughing。DongpoisjokefoYinbald，soshout：balddonkey？FoYinbacktohis：dongpoeatgrass。Issaidinsudongpoisthedonkey，andindongpoeatgrass，asthebalddonkey？Reply，punintended。Bothsideshavenomalicious，justbetweenfriendsmakefun。Five，dongpoMr。FishFoYin，sushifriend。Isisafamily，butitdontavoidmeatwineateverymeal。Thatday，foYinFriedfish，wine，happenedtosushitovisit。FoYinquicklyhidthefishinthebigqing（fish）。Sushihadsmelledoffish，thedoorsee，remindofthedaybyhuangtingjiancheatplay，inthemindastratagemtomind，deliberatelysaid，mastertodaytoask，xiangyangancestryspringofteninthesentenceiswhat？FoYinforoldfriendstopronouncewellknownoldsentencewassurprised，easytosaythesentence：theillfamilycelebration。Sushiloudandclaponeshandscachinnation：sinceqing（celebrate）infish（yu），thatpointisgood，beShared！Six，wushanriverOnce，abouthisbrothersuzheandfoyinmastersushi。Threefriends，foYinimpromptusentence：nomountainslikewushanwell。Keyinno，wuhomophonic。Suzheon：howcansuchaslotusleafround。Sushiheardthis，saidtotheyoungerbrother：anychargetonohomophonic，isgood，butasthisisbetter：whatwaterastheriver。FoYinandsuzheheard，agreed，withwatertomountain，winsmoreGongWeninantithesis。Seven，foYinshipSudongpoinhangzhou，andlikestomakefriendswithwestlaketemplemonk。Heandjinshantemplebuddhistmonkbestfriends，twopeopledrinkingpoetry，andoftenajoke。FoYinmonkgood，treateverysudongpobanquet，healwaysuninvited。Oneevening，visitthewestlakesudongpoinvitedhuangtingjian，preparealotofstuffontheship。Shipsoffshore，sudongposmiledandsaidtohuangtingjian，foYinateverymeetingshouldarrived，wewenttothelakebydrinkingtonightpoetry，playingaball，hewontbeabletoseeanyway。WhoknowsfoYinmonkbeforehandtogetsudongpoandhuangtingjiantriponthelake，whentheydidntshipinadvance，hideinhidunderthecabinboard。Moon，thecoolbreeze，fragrantlotuslake，threetowerslowlycametothewestlakebyboat，sudongpoputhisglass，camethebeard，ofhuangtingjiansaidhappily：todaythereisnofoYin，weisquiet，foralineofdrinkerswagergamefirst，thefirsttwosentencestouseemphasizes，aftertwosentencetoendwithzaiword。Huangtingjiansaid。Ok！Sudongposaidfirst：Thecloudsparted，themoon，thedayDavidzai？DayDavidzai？Huangtingjianlookedatfulllotuslake，thensaid：Lotuspingthrough，fishout，happy！Happy！Atthattime，alreadycantresist，underfoYininthecabinboardtohuangtingjiansayandputtheshipplateaway，climbout，said：Plankingout，printed，suppressevilspiritzai！Suppressevilspiritperson！Sudongpoandhuangtingjian，seesuddenlyclimbedoutofapersonundertheplanking，startled，alookatcarefully，turnedouttobefoYin，andhearhimsaysuchfourpoems，hecouldnthelplaughing。SudongpotookthefoYinsittingandsaid：Wellyouhide，toowonderful，todaywhatareyoueatingagain！Hence，threemenenjoythetriponthelake，laughing。