520刚过，抠门男生都是怎么做的，竟然能讨女友欢心？

　　昨天520刚过，大家都是怎么过呢？
　　呃，不好意思，＂直男癌＂晚期了...
　　微博上竟上了热搜？
　　520什么时候变成了甜蜜纪念日了？
　　还是送礼给男票 ？
　　crazy，you see？
　　散了，散了，送给男票是不可能送的，这辈子都不可能的啦...还是等男票送给自己吧。
　　但其实
　　现实生活和想象差距在于
　　其实你的生活是这样的
　　是这样的...
　　有一个＂抠门＂的男朋友，是怎样的体验呢?
　　要不520，分手一天？
　　那么，＂抠门＂男生该如何巧过情人节呢？Get inventive with the I.O.U.s创意欠条
　　These ingenious notes can save you a small fortune ... or even a large one.
　　这种创意小便条可以给你省下一笔小钱……没准还是笔大钱。
　　take half of an afternoon to design a pretty I.O.U. certificate on your computer for ＂one free home-cooked meal.＂
　　不如花半个下午时间在电脑上设计一张漂亮的＂免费家庭晚宴＂欠条。
　　Then fill in his name, print out the document, wrap it with a ribbon, and you’re done.
　　然后写上他的名字，打印出来，用缎带裹起来，就完成了。
　　the quickest way to a man’s heart is (still) through his stomach.
　　要征服一个人的心，最快的方法是通过他的胃。Invent a signature drinkfor your sweetheart给你的心上人发明一种以她的名字命名的饮料
　　Is she from Hebei province? Perhaps the drink should contain Hengshui Laobaigan Liquor in her honor.
　　她是来自河北省吗？那么也许这种饮料应该加些衡水老白干，以表示对她的敬意。
　　For added fun and hijinks, print up the recipe on cardstock so that your loved one can order the libation with ease at restaurants and bars.
　　为了增添余兴，你还可以在卡片纸上印出配方，这样你的爱人就可以在饭店和酒吧随心所欲地点这款饮料。
　　Be sure to put some personality into that recipe card.
　　别忘了配方卡片要做得有个性。Shop your closet从你的橱柜挑礼物
　　Passing on something that was yours to someone you cherish is not merely about the value of the item itself.
　　把你的某样东西送给你所爱的人不只是和该物品本身价值有关。
　　Hopefully, the gesture will stike an emotion, and you’ll have a chance to see your own joy reflected back in the recipient’s face.
　　这一举动会引发情感共鸣，你将有机会看到你自己曾感受到的欢乐反射到爱人的脸上。
　　Please note: Never relinquish something that you can’t live without should the relationship combust.
　　不过请注意：不要把你离了不能活的东西送给出去，万一感情崩了呢。
　　Say it with music用音乐说出你的爱
　　When love is in the air, why not pretend that you’re an on-air personality and burn a CD of the tunes that remind you of your sweetheart?
　　当爱在空气中弥漫时，为什么不做一次DJ，播放那张让你想起心上人的歌曲CD呢？
　　If you have been dating for over a year, the songs might hearken back to the night you met.
　　如果你们已经约会了一年，这些歌也许会让你们回到初遇的晚上。
　　Or the CD might include the melody that played when you first kissed. Sweet dreams are made of this.
　　或你初吻那天正在播放的歌曲CD。甜蜜的梦境由此而生。Something, anything, in her color 挑选一件她钟爱的颜色的礼物
　　When you know your lover’s favorite color and then buy a present in the precise shade, it shows an extra degree of thought. These gifts needn’t be costly.
　　如果你知道爱人最喜欢的颜色，就买一件那种 颜色的礼物吧，这表明你是花了心思的。这些礼物无需花太多钱。
　　Scarves, hats, and gloves in every color of the rainbow can be purchased for under ¥10 at your local street vendors.
　　各种颜色的围巾、帽子、手套都可以用10元以下的价格在当地的街头小贩那里买到。
　　Even something as frivolous as a pink pen can bring a smile to the right face—hers.
　　即使像粉色钢笔这种微不足道的东西都可以给钟爱粉色的她的脸带来一丝微笑。
　　No matter what you spend on your significant other this day, don’t forget to say, ＂I love you.＂
　　不管你这一天给你的爱人花了多少钱，别忘了说，＂我爱你＂。
　　还好今天不是周末，
　　不用感受到周围世界那深深的恶意...
　　对了，昨天茫茫人海，
　　我一眼就找到了你，
　　还给你拍了张照片呢~