搞笑幽默的谚语

　　谚语是民间集体创造、广为流传、言简意赅并较为定性的艺术语句，是民众的丰富智慧和普遍经验的规律性总结。以下是小编搜集整理的搞笑幽默的谚语，欢迎阅读。
　　＂Your future depends on your dreams.＂ So go to sleep.有梦想才有未来，所以去睡觉吧。
　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
　　＂Hard work never kills anybody.＂ But why take the risk? ＂努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
　　＂Work fascinates me.＂ I can look at it for hours! ＂工作好有意思啊!尤其是看着别人工作。
　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情观看。
　　The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多; 知道的越多，忘记的越多;忘记的越多，知道的越少：那还学什么劲儿?
　　Money is not everything. There＂s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
　　Love the neighbor. But don＂t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
　　Behind every successful man， there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two.每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
　　The wise never marry， and when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。
　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要暗房来冲洗(发展)。
　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
　　拓展阅读：中国最常用谚语
　　1. A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near. 海内存知己，天涯若比邻。
　　2. A common danger causes common action. 同舟共济。
　　3. A contented mind is a continual / perpetual feast. 知足常乐。
　　4. A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑，长一智。
　　5. A guest should suit the convenience of the host. 客随主便。
　　6. A letter from home is a priceless treasure. 家书抵万金。
　　7. All rivers run into the sea. 殊途同归。
　　8. All time is no time when it is past. 机不可失，时不再来。
　　9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一日一个苹果，身体健康不求医。
　　10. As heroes think, so thought Bruce. 英雄所见略同。
　　11. A young idler, an old beggar. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
　　12. Behind the mountains there are people to be found. 天外有天，山外有山。
　　13. Bad luck often brings good luck. 塞翁失马，安知非福。
　　14. Bread is the stall of life. 面包是生命的支柱。(民以食为天。)
　　15. Business is business. 公事公办。
　　16. Clumsy birds have to start flying early. 笨鸟先飞。
　　17. Courtesy costs nothing. 礼多人不怪。
　　18. Custom makes all things easy. 习惯成自然。
　　19. Desire has no rest. 人的欲望无止境。
　　20. Difficult the first time, easy the second. 一回生，二回熟。