给仙女们的日常短句文案，治愈每一天

　　今天晚上我请客，请你喜欢我好不好？
　　It＂s my treat tonight. Would you like me?
　　只能选择爱我，不然我就揍死你。
　　You can only choose to love me, or I＂ll beat you to death.
　　你不要欺负我，我的大哥可是奥特曼。
　　Don＂t bully me. My big brother is Altman.
　　请问优越感到底是从哪里来的，有链接吗？最近有些自卑呀！
　　Where does the sense of superiority come from? Is there a link? I feel inferior recently!
　　穷则独善其身，富则是我想了。
　　If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, I think so.
　　明明自己就不是富二代，家里一躺就八个礼拜。
　　Obviously, I＂m not a rich second generation. I lie at home for eight weeks.
　　上天一定不会亏待痴情的人，因为会往死里整。
　　God will not treat infatuated people badly, because they will die.
　　如果你感觉命运掐住了你的喉咙，你就应该知道你不能再吃了。
　　If you feel fate holding your throat, you should know you can＂t eat any more.
　　你以为生活是在向你低头，其实是生活想让你下跪。
　　You think life is bowing to you. In fact, life wants you to kneel down.
　　一想到明天还要好多事情要做，就忍不住要睡到后天再说。
　　I can＂t help sleeping until the day after tomorrow when I think there are still a lot of things to do tomorrow.
　　别再翻我朋友圈了，前三天的已经配不上今天的我。
　　Don＂t turn around my circle of friends again. The last three days are not worthy of me today.
　　你笑起来样子真像是今天的好天气。
　　You smile like the fine weather today.
　　再困难，氧气总够你吸了吧。
　　No matter how difficult it is, you＂ll always have enough oxygen.
　　这个周末的主要任务：起床！然后睡个回笼觉。
　　The main task of this weekend: get up! Then get back to sleep.
　　生活是自己的，尽量保持热情，尽量保持可爱。
　　Life is your own, try to keep warm and lovely.