17SignsYouHaveTheCoolestMomInT

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　　Idon’tknowaboutyou，butmymomisseriouslyoneofthecoolestpeopleoutthere。
　　She’salwaysbeentheretomakemelaugh，wipeawaymytears，andhelpmebecomethepersonIamtoday。
　　Isyourmomsupercool？Herearesomesignsthatyouareridiculouslyluckytohaveyourmomaround。
　　1。Yourmomisoneofyourbestfriends。
　　She’sthefirsttoknowabouteverythingnewinyourlife，andyouhaveregularhangouts。Forexample，mymomandItrytogooutforsushi，andweevenwentonadoublefeaturemotherdaughterdateatthemovies。
　　2。Butyourmommakessuresheputsherroleasmotheroverherroleasfriend。
　　EvenifyouguysareBFFs，sheisyourmotherbeforeshe’syourbud，andevenifyoudon’tlikeit，shewillmakesuretoputyourbestinterestsatheart。Mymommakesitclearthatshe’snotonlymyfriendanddrinkingbuddy，butsomeonewhowillputmeinmyplacewhenIneedit。
　　3。Youcanalwayscountonyourmomtobetheretolisten。
　　Ifyou’regoingthroughheartbreakorneedadvice，youcallherup。Shewilllisten，always，withoutjudgment。（Thanks，Mom。）
　　4。Yourmomisyourbiggestcheerleader。
　　Mymomisalwaystheonetoencouragemeandliftmeup，nomatterwhat。
　　Gotadream？Youcanbetyourmomistheretosupportit，andshewillconstantlyremindyouthatyouneedtochaseit，evenwhenyou’renotsosureofityourself。
　　5。Youandyourmomhavethebestinsidejokesever。
　　You’reconstantlygigglingtoeachother。Infact，it’squiteatripwatchingyoutwointeractonadaytodaybasis。MymomandIareconstantlycrackingeachotherup（we’resodanghilarious）。
　　6。Youandyourmomalwayssticktogetheratfamilygatherings。
　　WhoelseisgonnakeepyouentertainedwhileyourgreatauntEtheltalksabouthercats？Ialwayssticktomymomlikeglueatfamilygatheringssowecangiggleattheweirdnessofitall。
　　7。Yourmomalwaysputsfamilyfirst。
　　Evenifshe’sgotanawesomecareerandsociallife，familyalways，alwayscomesfirst。Shewasneverlatetopickyouupfromschoolbecauseofameeting，andsheneverforgotyourbirthday，becauseyouwereandstillarethepriorityinherlife。
　　8。Yourmomalwayscallsandaskshowyourlifeisandshegenuinelycares。
　　Sheneedstoknowhowyou’redoingonaregularbasis，andifyousayanythingotherthan“I’mdoinggreat，”shewilltryherhardesttorectifythesituation。
　　9。Yourmomalwayskeepsawatchfuleye。。。butshedoesn’thover。
　　Youneverfeelsmotheredbyher，butyouknowshe’salwaysgotoneeyeonyoutomakesureyou’reontherightpath。Shetriestostayrelaandrememberwhatitwaslikebeingyourage。
　　10。Yourmomletsyoumakemistakes，butshe’salwaystheretohelpyougetbackonyourfeet。
　　MymomletsmegothroughheartbreakorfallonmyfacesometimesandIknowhowharditisforhertowatch。ButsheknowsthatIneedtomakemyownmistakes，andshe’salwaystheretohelpmebackup。
　　Acoolmomknowsthatshecan’tliveyourlifeforyou，andsheknowsyou’regoingtodatesomeoneyoushouldn’t，orhitaroughpatcheverynowandthen。Butwhenyouinevitablydo，sheistheretowipeawayyourtears。
　　11。Yourmomknowsthatshe’sjustanolder，wiserkidatheart。
　　IstillrememberwhatmymomsaidtomebeforeIleftforcollege：“Here’sthemostimportantpieceofadviceIcangiveyou：ifyougetthespinsafterdrinkingtoomuch，justbiteyourtongueanditwilldistractyou。”
　　Coolmomsdon’tpretendlikethey’vebeenchasteandperfecttheirwholelife。Acoolmomdoesn’tplaythe“holierthanthou”card，becausesheishumantoo，andshe’smadethesamemistakesyouhave。Sheknowsthatyou’llmakethemtoo，andsheusesherwisdomtohelpyouwheneveryouneedit。
　　12。Everyonelovesyourmom。
　　Yourfriendstotallywanttohangoutwithyourmom，andhavesuggestedshecomealongonmorethanoneoccasion。MyfriendsarecurrentlybeggingmetoinvitemymomtomyNewYear’spartythisyear。I’mnotkidding。
　　13。Becauseyourmomishilarious。
　　Shetotallyknowswhat’sgoingon，andshe’sstrucktheperfectbalanceofbeing“in”andstillbeingawise，strongwoman。Theresultisafabuloussenseofhumor。
　　14。Evenwhenyou’remadather，youstillknowhowmuchyoucareabouther。
　　Ifyourmomislikemine，shedrivesyoucrazysometimes，becauseshealwayshasyourbestinterestsatheart，andthatmeansyoubuttheadseverynowandthen。Butevenwhenyoudo，youcan’tpossiblyloveheranyless。
　　15。Youranswerto“Who’syourbiggesthero？”isalways“mymom。”
　　Standaside，WonderWoman。Momrockswaymorethanyoudo。
　　IbelieveI’vewrittenquiteafewessaysovertheyearsillustratingthisverypoint。
　　16。Youcan’timaginewhoyouwouldbewithoutyourmom
　　Yourmombuiltsuchastrongfoundationforyou。It’sdifficulttoseparatewhoyouareasapersonfromwhoshehelpedyoubecomeasaperson。
　　Itrytopicturemylifewithoutmymom，andItrulycan’t。
　　17。becauseyourmomisoneofthemostimportantpeopleinyourworld。
　　Becausewhatyoudowithouther？
　　Loveyou，Mom。